Dear Fred Thompson, I’ve been so excited ever since you announced your bid for the throne GOP nomination for 2008, but today you left me confused. Did you not get the memo? I know Karl Rove is busy these days, what with his crumbling empire and dissent in the ranks, but I’d have thought he…
Category: Random Rants
So, John Edwards has had the audacity to suggest that we use Memorial Day to honor Vets and ot demand that this Administration stop making more vets in a senseless war with no purpose. Great concept: Support the Troops — End the War. Pretty simple. Some of us have been saying that for years, and…
This is a public service announcement. Ahhh, It’s that time of year again where we hit the beach, the beach hits back and we need to sit down and enjoy some half-decent food to get over it all. Almost exactly one year ago I spent a wonderful week on the coast of Maine with my…
We all so love this shot of Der Popenfuhrer… such compassion he shows as he reaches out to remove the soul of recently deceased children or whatever the hell it is he does for a living when he’s not busy sharpening his teeth. But then, today, this shot ran on the internets of our favorite…
From the AP (via CNN): WOODBURN, Indiana (AP) — A high school teacher who faced losing her job after a student newspaper published an editorial advocating tolerance of gays can continue teaching at another school. Amy Sorrell, 30, reached an agreement that allows her to be transferred to another high school to teach English,…
Came across this link (don’t ask me how or why… just don’t ask, okay?) and thought with a sig of relief: “yeah, that’s always been my chief concern when I worried about the environment: where do all the dildos go to die?” Seriously, great concept, I love the little logo with the three bent dicks…
Very nice stand-up routine by Demetri Martin on Comedy Central. Hope to see more of his stuff. And now, thanks to YouTube and Google Video, I really, really don’t need to get a teevee to enjoy stuff like this. Dude’s got his own website and all, go take a look.
Katherine Harris (R-Disneyland, retired) was spotted at the SOTU handing out business cards to her former colleagues. You can’t help but wonder what services she would be offering. She doesn’t know shit about politics, she’s an incompetent fundraiser and a known liar — well, okay, that last one may actually be marketable among Republicans, but…
This rebuttal ran in my local paper, The Valley News: To the editor, It’s unclear if Mr. Gersen (“mission creep in public schools”, January 14) is finding it hard to face up to his responsibility or is trying to convince himself that he has none. The school district already has an implied nutritional policy that…
